Pathan Joke :)

80,000 Pathans meet in the Peshawar Stadium for a "Pathans Are Not Stupid" Convention.

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The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that Pathans are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"

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A Pathan works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks him, "What is 15 plus 15?"

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After 15 or 20 seconds he says, "Eighteen!" Obviously everyone is a little disappointed.

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Then 80,000 PAthans start cheering, "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"

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The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide

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press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give him another chance."

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So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, "Ninety?" The leader is quite perplexed,

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looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened - the Pathan starts crying and the 80,000

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men begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"

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The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance-- What is 2 plus 2?"

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The man closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four?"

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Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 pathans jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream...

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"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE

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