keep messaging me,
win xcting prizes:
1st pries a lot of love.
2end pries life time frindship with me.
3erd pries free stay in my heart
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Tum milo na milo koi gham nahi,
SMS karo yeh milne se kam nahi,
Dosti mein dhoka de who hum nahi, Humari dosti bhi Bunty aur Babli se kam nahi,
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Allah he Allah kia kro.
Miss call na kisi ko dia kro.
1 Rupay ka SMS he
Kabi Kabi to kia kro.
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Jb log sabhi sojatay hain
hm sms ki toon bjatay hain
wo jo sungi, sathi, bayli hain
wo jo dost, yar, shayli hain
sotay say un ko uthatay hain
or kan may ye gun-gunatay hain
aap khuwabo? say dil behlatay hain
hum aap ko yad frmatay hain.
jag gai?
Msg parh lia?
ab jawab do ma-bdolut intazar frmatay hain.
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Its my HOME
gift 4U
chaho to SALE kar k balance dlwa lo
MAiN road pe reh lunge
mgr TUMHARY sms k bagher nahe
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Hum tum pe itna dying.,
jitna sea mein pani lying..,
Akash main panchi flying..,
Jugnu raat main gaying..,
kabse hum yunhi crying..,
Phir b U R not replying..!
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SMS karne k faide
1- Mobile ko zung nahi lagta
2- Time pas ho jata hai
3- Jise karo ge wo khush rahe ga
4- Contact bana rahe ga
5- Koi kanjoos nahi kahega
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Yad rakh ker meri dosti ko tmne,
Meri zindagi per ek ehsan ker diya,
Is mobile main yeh last rupiya tha,
Dekho humne woh bhi tery nam kar diya.
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A dost tu jitni achi nibhata ha yaari
uski muje puri ha jaankari...
To phir dikha apni dildari aur
bhej itne msg ke aane na paye
meri bari;-)
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Jo mujhe abhi msg na bheje. Wo..?
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Wo thori der baad bhi bhej sakta hai..!
Koi tension nahi!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Na Hawa Na Maya Hai,
Ehsaas Tumhara Aaya Hai,
Humain Bhi MSG Kar K Dekh Lo DOST,
COMPANY Ne Yeh MOBILE Sirf Tumhary RISTEYDARON K Liye Nahi Banaya Hai!!!
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Baari barsi khatan gaya c khat k laiyandi kheer
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Jairha mainu 10 SMS na bhejay o apni mashook da veer.... !
bolo tara ra ra.
Bhej rhe o ya fair veer..
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Lub Pe Aati Hi Dua Bun K Tmana Meri
Sim Bnd Ho Jaey Allah Kare Teri
Har Jaga Mere Chmakne Se Ujala Ho Jaye
Agar ap Mujhe Sms Na Kare
Apka Rung
Kala HoJay;-)
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Bhai 1 acha sa SMS to send karo...
Agar acha na ho to ganda hi karo...
Aisa karo koi funny msg karo...
Agar funny na ho to poetry karo...
Agar poetry na ho to koi sexy hi karo...
Agar koi b SMS na hoa to Mobile Ka Qeema Bana lo %=====@
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"Chhoti -chhoti" baatoon se takraar na kiya karo
Hamare har mazak ko dil pe na liya karo
Kya pata saath hai aur kitne din ka
Tab tak to pyar bhare SMS kiya karo
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aap ki dosti main gazab ki mithaas hai us se zyada aap k sms jhakkas hain mere cell ko aap k sms ki talaash hai q k aap k sms k saamne saare sms khallas hain.
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Dosti Karo To Hamesha Muskra K
Kisi Ko Dhoka Mat Do Apna Bana K
Karlo SmS Jab Tak Hum Zinda Hain
Phir Mat Kehna Chale Gaye Dil Mein Yadein Basa K... :->
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Pyaar k lai mohabbat.
Aur mohabbat k lai pyar .
Do?no aik dosray k lai .
Lekin message k lai sirf tum.
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Circut: Bhai msg karnay may kitna maza ata hayna ak dum chakas!
Munna: Magar is msg ko parhnay waly Rootlo ki to jaan jati hay msg kartay waqt.
Circut;per humari to chawanni jati hayna
Bhai.
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*****Masrufiyat*
*Kanjusi*
*Gurbat*
*Laparwahi*
*Narazgi*
*Guroor*
*Hath ki chot*
*Mobile ki kharabi*
*Alfaz ki qillat*
*Ya koi or waja hai
sms na kerne ki*****
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Bas kya yehi tak hai saath humara,
Intezar karte rahenge hum tumhara,
K kab hogi is kambhakt mobile mein roshini,
Aur kab aayega message tumhara... ;->
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Yun to DON Mazak kia nhi karta,
Gun tu kia Bulet b diya nhi karta,
ye to baat ap jese Dost ki hai,
Warna SMS to kya!
DON kisi ko apna Number b dia nhi krta.
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Agar ho udas to gao koi gana,
agar lagi hai bhok to khao tum khana,
agar ho bimar to karo aik sms rawana,
kyunkeh.
aik sms rozana,rakhy tandrust Or tawana.
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/--[SMS PoLiCe] ,-/'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''/
'''O'""""""O"O'"" /--[SMS PoLiCe]
Hum Aapko Arrest Karne Aye Hain, '''O'''''''''''''O''O''''''
Apki CompLain hy K Ap Apne Dosto'n ko koi SMS nhi karte.. ;->
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wo ishk to karti hai par janon nahi karti. Wo katal to karti hai par khon nahi karti . Eis kadar kanjoos hai meri chahne wali Mis call to karti hai phon nahi karta
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Arey O friendwa!!
Kesan ho?
Hamar se koi ghalti hoi gawa ka?
Tohar SMSwa k darshan kiey ik jamana beet gawa
Torant ik dui SMSwa bhijwai do hamar tuntuniya pe
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Kabhi aap bhi humse baat kar liya karo, milne ki faryad kar liya karo,ek hum hai jo her baar shuruat karte hai,kabhi ap bi hume humse pehle yaad kar liya karo.
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SMS Ki Umeed Laga Rakhi HE,
Nazar Mobile Pe Tika Rakhi HE,
Battery B Full Charge Kar Rakhi HE,
Per SMS Aaenge kese?
Dosti KANJUS?N Se Jo Bana Rakhi HE.
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XCUSE ME....
WATS UR MOBILE NUMBER???
I WANNA RECHECK...
COZ I FEEL THERE'S SOME ERROR...
KYUNKI SMS JATA TO HAIN PAR AATA Nahi he.
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Lage raho
.
.
Lage raho
.
.
Koi kuch nahi kahe ga
.
.
Aur kahe ga bhi to kaunsa farq pare ga
.
.
Lage raho
.
Besharmon ki terha
Sms receive kerne mein :->
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Kya hua yaar agar sms ka balanc nahi he tou is me pao pakrne wali kia baat he uth jao phir kabhi sms bhaij dena
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Purana Loha becho.
Teen dabba becho.
Sukhi roti becho
Plastic ki jootyan becho.
Raddi akhbar becho.
Un paiso se
Balance dalva k
sms to BHEJ?.
Stumble It!
21 Steps for happy life
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their
conversational skills will be as important as any other.
THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.
FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.
SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.
EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't
have much.
NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way
to live life completely.
TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.
TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.
THIRTEEN! .. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer,
smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'
FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great
risk.
FIFTEEN. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.
SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and
Responsibility for all your actions.
EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to
correct it.
TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your
voice
TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their
conversational skills will be as important as any other.
THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.
FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.
SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.
EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't
have much.
NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way
to live life completely.
TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.
TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.
THIRTEEN! .. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer,
smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'
FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great
risk.
FIFTEEN. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.
SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and
Responsibility for all your actions.
EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to
correct it.
TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your
voice
TWENTY- ONE. Spend some time alone.
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